It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, which means it’s time for my annual rant against the Susan G. Komen Foundation. You literally can’t be unaware of them, because their marketing machine is so unrelenting it would make Steve Jobs blush. And it’s all in the name of “awareness”. As if anyone has ever watched an athlete swing a pink bat and said “Gosh,...
Out of Breath
In a tiny hotel room in Brooklyn, I lost the person who gave me purpose, the receptacle into which I poured more than I ever knew I had. The future stretches forward as an impassable wasteland, all Caligari angles and Escher pathways. There is no end, no oasis in sight. My lungs empty and never seem to fill again. I walk. In a McDonald’s restroom I meet a friendly vagrant who defends me...
[04:13] Me: so did you watch the retarded music video I sent you [04:13] Her: yes [04:13] Her: i did [04:13] Me: I’m kind of offended by the fact that I don’t find it offensive [04:13] Her: huh [04:13] Me: it’s such an utterly transparent attempt to co opt “hipster” style and whatnot [04:13] Me: but with more implied sluttiness [04:13] Her: you are so horny its like...
Tell you what, motherfuckers, when dead people are left to rot in the sun...– The Rude Pundit (via samuraifrog)
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